Help! Telegraph.

[Churchill]

Because I am not a Tory and it is supposed to be a right-wing rag.

I think you may be suffering from polarisation. The world isn't black and white! You are permitted to use your intelligence and initiative.

[hyperD]

You are permitted to use your intelligence and initiative.

No brother, our glorious leader does not permit this in multicultural Oceania.

© 1997-2009 NuLiebour Ministry of Truth

[wendigo100]

The writer is Simon Heffer - wasn't his dad the late Eric, the famous Old Labour MP?

If he were alive today he'd be turning in his grave at what Labour has become.

[wendigo100]

One of the comments:

"I consider myself to have done well out of the past ten years. Since 1997 I have developed a new career, learned a new language, built a house, and finalised adequate financial provision for my family. I am therefore eternally grateful to NuLab, but only for convincing me as the new millennium dawned that the only way to achieve these goals was to emigrate, which I did."