New Contractor

[Setthebinonfire!]

Dear Newbie,

If you want to post on here regularly you have some catching up to do. Please provide us with: -

your BMI
your preffered assasination method
the time you will be getting up in the mornings
who you think the sexiest CUK male is
detials of any experience of pooing in ladies toilets
whether you think El Duder is a gay
how many times a week you wash
and where you stand on the subject of a tomato being a fruit or a vegetable.

many thanks

SA

Ok,

1. ?
2. Sniper gun on the roof
3. 6 am
4. I wouldnt know
5. Only in nightclubs when desperate
6. Its down to him if he is gay or not
7. Once, whats the point you will only get dirty again
8. Veg...no hang on Fruit....no wait.......erm, erm what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Setthebinonfire!]

Yep - just make sure there is no tie-in period with the umbrella guys

Cool, thanks for the advice on that

[SallyAnne]

Ok,

1. ?
2. Sniper gun on the roof
3. 6 am
4. I wouldnt know
5. Only in nightclubs when desperate
6. Its down to him if he is gay or not
7. Once, whats the point you will only get dirty again
8. Veg...no hang on Fruit....no wait.......erm, erm what came first, the chicken or the egg?

Marvellous

Welcome!!

[freakydancer]

Cool, thanks for the advice on that

No worries - unless you're a chelscum or gooner fan, in which case I take it all back and hope it all goes tits up for you....

[freakydancer]

Marvellous

Welcome!!

Watch her mate - northern lass.

Dirty.

[Setthebinonfire!]

No worries - unless you're a chelscum or gooner fan, in which case I take it all back and hope it all goes tits up for you....

No No, you have nothing to worry about there...I love the prem but for some obscure reason I ended up cheering the Blues of Birmingham!

[SallyAnne]

Watch her mate - northern lass.

Dirty.

not in front of the newbies!!

[Setthebinonfire!]

not in front of the newbies!!

Ha Ha what you guys like!

[freakydancer]

Ha Ha what you guys like!

No joking matter - pure geordie filth.

Likes a cake or ten aswell....

[SallyAnne]

No joking matter - pure geordie filth.

Likes a cake or ten aswell....

And keep Freaky away from your teenage nieces. He goes for the young kids and pretends he thinks they're 19