Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Originally posted by freakydancerYou on your way to Brighton?
I surely am

I think it's going to be a fairly mad one - the hen is bringing a big bag of white naughty with her!
And here's me thinking we'd all become sophisticated since we left uni!!
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don't skip, have some fruit......if you skill you want to eat in an hour or so and will have more junk food..Originally posted by SallyAnneWell I'm on the train (free wifi on GNER - how decent of them!), and I haven't had any lunch yet....except I did have a packet of munchies at York station (oh, and a packet of rolo's).
So I think I should possibly skip lunch
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Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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sorry, what is white naughty ?? I'm thinking of something else.....Originally posted by SallyAnneI surely am

I think it's going to be a fairly mad one - the hen is bringing a big bag of white naughty with her!
And here's me thinking we'd all become sophisticated since we left uni!!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Ah, the old marching powder - makes a good night great!! (alledgedly)Originally posted by SallyAnneI surely am

I think it's going to be a fairly mad one - the hen is bringing a big bag of white naughty with her!
And here's me thinking we'd all become sophisticated since we left uni!!
When you get peckish, Kebab Express on Queen St.....the food of kings, and it's good for you if you put lettuce in it....
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Yeah I plan on being a health goddess this weekend like - treble vodkas wih fresh orange, kebabs with salad, pizzas with mushrooms and pepers.....body...temple...aaaiiiiOriginally posted by freakydancerAh, the old marching powder - makes a good night great!! (alledgedly)
When you get peckish, Kebab Express on Queen St.....the food of kings, and it's good for you if you put lettuce in it....
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Originally posted by n5goonersorry, what is white naughty ?? I'm thinking of something else.....
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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That's the spirit!!Originally posted by SallyAnneYeah I plan on being a health goddess this weekend like - treble vodkas wih fresh orange, kebabs with salad, pizzas with mushrooms and pepers.....body...temple...aaaiiii
These gym bods may not have an ounce of fat on them but they've never experienced 15 pints and a kebab on a friday night...
Brighton is f**king ace (let's see who gets the first gay jibe in) - I've got a couple of mates down there, so try to shoot down once every couple of months...was there a few months back to watch The Flaming Lips at the Brighton Centre - great weekend.
Have a good one!!
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Cheers mateOriginally posted by freakydancerThat's the spirit!!
These gym bods may not have an ounce of fat on them but they've never experienced 15 pints and a kebab on a friday night...
Brighton is f**king ace (let's see who gets the first gay jibe in) - I've got a couple of mates down there, so try to shoot down once every couple of months...was there a few months back to watch The Flaming Lips at the Brighton Centre - great weekend.
Have a good one!!

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