Originally posted by realityhack
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Unemployed must learn English
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Nice - well done that man.Originally posted by Sockpuppettouche
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Why we do not start to speak in Russian in exchange, before arrival ubernerd who will put an end to all to it? Dung to me bother to tearsOriginally posted by realityhackПочему мы не начинаем говорить на русском языке взамен, до прибытия ubernerd кто положит конец всему этому? Дерьмо мне надоедают к слезам.

OMG I just put that back through the machine translator, funny as.
Am I missing something here
Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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Russian instead... ...before some ubernerd arrives... ...sh*t I'm bored to tearsOriginally posted by hattraWhy we do not start to speak in Russian in exchange, before arrival ubernerd who will put an end to all to it? Dung to me bother to tears
Am I missing something here
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I think I preferred the machine versionOriginally posted by realityhackRussian instead... ...before some ubernerd arrives... ...sh*t I'm bored to tears

Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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The German's have much the same rule and because they are unemployed they get a discount rate for lessons. So, they pay their 30 Euro for the term, turn up for the first 2 or 3 lessons to keep the social happy and then don't bother attending again.
A few weeks later the school realises that the course only has 5 or 6 people on it, close it because of lack of interest, keeping the money from those of us who paid full price.
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Doesn't that just prove we should learn a scandinavian language?Originally posted by LucyLook at the scandinavian countries, clean, rich, happy.
Besides any problem from immigration we have communities of chavs living on benefits generation after generation, they already mostly speak english so what are we to do with them.
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