Who is the ugly git that scared Lucy?

[Buffoon]

No I reckon guru is youngish, thin, short and goofy.

We're looking for an older man for this crime. Fat but not Threaded.

Alfred J Pruffock?
Buffoon?

Come on, own up, you know who you are.

I'm being framed guv. You've got nuffink on me.

[SallyAnne]

I'll bow to your superior knowledge and experience in that instance.

Surely you hold the experience crown on that one - what with you being so old aswell?

[sasguru]

It was DodgyAgent, wasn't it .....

[Troll]

It was me who arranged to meet Lucy. Only things didn't go exactly as Lucy described, the fact is I am the one who ran away because she really ugly.

Now that is more believable

[Churchill]

Surely you hold the experience crown on that one - what with you being so old aswell?

I've never been called a minger in my life - at least not to my face. So as you see, I've no experience whatsoever in that field.

How does it feel?

[The Lone Gunman]

Didn't Lucifer Box have an assignation with Lucy some time ago. I think she took him back to her S&M dungeon though.

[kramer]

I've never been called a minger in my life - at least not to my face. So as you see, I've no experience whatsoever in that field.

How does it feel?

is no one going to jump to SA's defense.... not a gentleman among you

have that churchill

**slaps glove in winstons face***

[SallyAnne]

I've never been called a minger in my life - at least not to my face. So as you see, I've no experience whatsoever in that field.

How does it feel?

I would wager that has less to do with you not being a minger, and more to do with the fact that you probably look like you could knack people.

[Churchill]

is no one going to jump to SA's defense.... not a gentleman among you

have that churchill

**slaps glove in winstons face***

Listen, she can look after herself!

[SallyAnne]

is no one going to jump to SA's defense.... not a gentleman among you

have that churchill

**slaps glove in winstons face***

Dont scare him off Kramer - he knows it gets me hot when he talks rough to me, and he's been rashioning me for weeks the rascal!!