Don't know about a mid life crisis but I am definitely turning into a TOG. Does nothing for the credibility when you wander into the main office and just stand there. Everyone waits expectantly but no I just stand there looking bemused and then wander off again muttering. How can I just forget what I went in there for
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When you have this sudden overwhelming urge to buy an expensive fishing rod.
I let the others tell you because I'm just too depressed.Comment
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i want fast cars and faster women - i don't think this is a midlife crisis just all part of growing up!
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Originally posted by jh0711i want fast cars and faster women - i don't think this is a midlife crisis just all part of growing up!
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by andyI am only 38
when does the midlife crisis starts and what are the symptoms ?
You won't need to be told what symptoms to look out for.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjediI've never really understood what a 'fast woman' is... anyone?Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by ratewhoreI had mine some time back, we could compare notes...
I turned 30 in sept, and am officially in mid-life crisis. I cant imagine it gets any worse than this, cause if it is due, then i reckon id end up dead.
The amount of stress, up and down emotions, phases of depression and smoking im going through i would expect my body to give in around the age of 50.
I have actually aged 10yrs since my depression has kicked in and its been lasting for waaaaay tooooo long.Comment
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Originally posted by MrsGoofyou and El Duder should go looking, he appears to not be meeting them at the moment.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by el duderI turned 30 in sept, and am officially in mid-life crisis. I cant imagine it gets any worse than this, cause if it is due, then i reckon id end up dead.
The amount of stress, up and down emotions, phases of depression and smoking im going through i would expect my body to give in around the age of 50.
I have actually aged 10yrs since my depression has kicked in and its been lasting for waaaaay tooooo long.
Crises - what Crises ?
All my life Ive never stopped to worry `bout a thing,
Open up and shout it out,an' never try to sing,
Wondering if Ive done it wrong,
Will this depression last for long?
Wont you tell me ...
Where have all the good times gone. ?
Once we had an easy ride and always felt the same,
Time was on our side and we had everything to gain,
This could be like yesterday,
Me with your happydays,
Where have all the good times gone ?
Ma and pa look back on all the things they used to do,
Never had no money and they always told the truth,
Daddy didnt need no little toys
And mama didnt need no boys
Where have all the Good Times gone ?
PS Mr Pruffock is 46.6 and never been happier
Im happy hope youre happy tooLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 31 January 2007, 16:03.Comment
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