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Humph!

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el duder said:
How about half way though drinks, i jump up on the table drop my pants and start slapping my cock on the young ladies forehead, jumping up and down shouting yeah yeah YEAH im the king of the world?

I think one of you guys should have a word with Duder and explain to him that it doesn't go in the forehead.
 
el duder said:
How about half way though drinks, i jump up on the table drop my pants and start slapping my cock on the young ladies forehead, jumping up and down shouting yeah yeah YEAH im the king of the world?
No dont be your normal self
 
el duder said:
Pretty nervous on this one. She isnt posh, but she seems to have expensive taste.

Its really hit or miss. But i do get pretty nervous. She is about 5ft 10in, she is slim, brunette hair, and is also a contractor. She also speaks french.

Wish me luck.

If a woman says she's about 5ft 10 she is 6ft, whereas if a man says he is 5ft 10, he is 5ft 8. Good luck with Big Bird!
 
SallyAnne said:
I think one of you guys should have a word with Duder and explain to him that it doesn't go in the forehead.


Its been that long Sally, i really need to justify to myself where it really goes.

:eek:
 
SallyAnne said:
How long then?

Tell us honestly how long its been, and I'll tell you of my facials.

hahaha. honestly, well the last time i had sex was way back in Sept 06, during that wonderful summer.

So whats that 6 months?
 
el duder said:
hahaha. honestly, well the last time i had sex was way back in Sept 06, during that wonderful summer.

So whats that 6 months?

'kin 'ell

make sure you bang one off before you meet this bird tonight.
 
el duder said:
hahaha. honestly, well the last time i had sex was way back in Sept 06, during that wonderful summer.

So whats that 6 months?


6 months? Ah you poor thing.

Good luck tomorrow honey, and btw, you REALLY need to get yourself a weekend in Newcastle lad!!!
 
SallyAnne said:
6 months? Ah you poor thing.

Good luck tomorrow honey, and btw, you REALLY need to get yourself a weekend in Newcastle lad!!!


On the other hand it would be cheaper if you bought a kilogram of beef and made love to it !
 

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