Originally posted by el duder
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I think one of you guys should have a word with Duder and explain to him that it doesn't go in the forehead.The pope is a tard. -
No dont be your normal selfOriginally posted by el duderHow about half way though drinks, i jump up on the table drop my pants and start slapping my cock on the young ladies forehead, jumping up and down shouting yeah yeah YEAH im the king of the world?Comment
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If a woman says she's about 5ft 10 she is 6ft, whereas if a man says he is 5ft 10, he is 5ft 8. Good luck with Big Bird!Originally posted by el duderPretty nervous on this one. She isnt posh, but she seems to have expensive taste.
Its really hit or miss. But i do get pretty nervous. She is about 5ft 10in, she is slim, brunette hair, and is also a contractor. She also speaks french.
Wish me luck.I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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You've never experienced "teabagging" my dear.Originally posted by SallyAnneI think one of you guys should have a word with Duder and explain to him that it doesn't go in the forehead.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI think one of you guys should have a word with Duder and explain to him that it doesn't go in the forehead.
Its been that long Sally, i really need to justify to myself where it really goes.
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Originally posted by el duderIts been that long Sally, i really need to justify to myself where it really goes.

How long then?
Tell us honestly how long its been, and I'll tell you of my facials.The pope is a tard.Comment
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hahaha. honestly, well the last time i had sex was way back in Sept 06, during that wonderful summer.Originally posted by SallyAnneHow long then?
Tell us honestly how long its been, and I'll tell you of my facials.
So whats that 6 months?Comment
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'kin 'ellOriginally posted by el duderhahaha. honestly, well the last time i had sex was way back in Sept 06, during that wonderful summer.
So whats that 6 months?
make sure you bang one off before you meet this bird tonight.Call the cops
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Originally posted by el duderhahaha. honestly, well the last time i had sex was way back in Sept 06, during that wonderful summer.
So whats that 6 months?
6 months? Ah you poor thing.
Good luck tomorrow honey, and btw, you REALLY need to get yourself a weekend in Newcastle lad!!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne6 months? Ah you poor thing.
Good luck tomorrow honey, and btw, you REALLY need to get yourself a weekend in Newcastle lad!!!
On the other hand it would be cheaper if you bought a kilogram of beef and made love to it !Comment
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