Top 20 things about threaded

[bogeyman]

6) He is by far the most interesting person in this board (according to Threaded)

[wendigo100]

5. When terrorists let off a nuclear bomb in London, threaded went back in time and thwarted them. So now it didn't happen.

[Diestl]

4. Is really a 18 year old posting from his bedroom, learning Visual Basic from a dummies book.

[freakydancer]

3) Is Chico.

[andy]

2) is an alien who arrived from distant galaxy in his time machine and now stuck here.

[bogeyman]

I think the honour of the No.1 fact about Threaded should be left for Threaded himself, or otherwise remain an eternal mystery, like the man himself.

[EternalOptimist]

I think the honour of the No.1 fact about Threaded should be left for Threaded himself, or otherwise remain an eternal mystery.

You called.

oh sorry, just a dyslexic moment

[bogeyman]

Threaded: the ultimate Urban Spaceman

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I've got speed.
I've got everything I need.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I can fly.
I'm a supersonic guy.

I don't need pleasure,
I don't feel pain.
If you were to knock me down,
I'd just get up again.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face.
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place.

I'm the Urban Spaceman,
I'm intelligent and clean.
Know what I mean?
I'm the Urban Spaceman,
As a lover, second to none.
It's a lot of fun.

I never let my friends down,
I've never made a boob.
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, here comes the twist.
I don't exist.

Music and lyrics by Neil Innes