Is it okay for a Carpenter to join this forum

[Ivor1]

Since there ain't alot of forums out there for builders, cant understand why

If you London based and a geniune carpenter and good, PM me I got the following work I need doing (serious),

1. New skirting to be fitted about 18meters worth.
2. New stair banister, and the things between them the stick things.
3. New understairs door.
4. 6 new doors fitted.
5. Sorting some internal door frames.
6. The bottom stair needs to be made small, its massive as people who had house before had a stair lift.
7. Plus a few little jobs.

[Lucy]

Blind dovetail joints.

Seem to be a cruel thing to do to a dove.


Welcome chippy !

Do you make this sort of stuff ? http://www.becherbespoke.com/
if so, I will marry you.

[Troll]

If you London based and a geniune carpenter and good, PM me I got the following work I need doing,

1. New skirting to be fitted about 18meters worth.
2. New stair banister, and the things between them the stick things.
3. New understair cupboared door.
4. 6 new doors fitted.
5. Sorting some internal door frames.
6. The bottom stair needs to be made small, its massive as people who had house before had a stair lift.

DIY

[freakydancer]

All men ...or some men?

I think he was into all of them, the big poof.

[Troll]

Seem to be a cruel thing to do to a dove.


Welcome chippy !

Do you make this sort of stuff ? http://www.becherbespoke.com/
if so, I will marry you.

Slapper

[Ivor1]

DIY

Im DIY'd out after stripping wall-paper from the ceiling and walls of 7 rooms and a hall, double thick stuff .

Plus I dont have the time to do it.

[freakydancer]

If you London based and a geniune carpenter and good, PM me I got the following work I need doing,

1. New skirting to be fitted about 18meters worth.
2. New stair banister, and the things between them the stick things.
3. New understair cupboared door.
4. 6 new doors fitted.
5. Sorting some internal door frames.
6. The bottom stair needs to be made small, its massive as people who had house before had a stair lift.

Bloody hell - I could do that mate. You've spent way too long with your computers haven't you?

All in, a monkey and henry - per day.

[Fishface]

<song>

...breakin' down the walls of heartache, I'm a carpenter of love n' understandin'...

</song>

Name that tune!



'say what you see, see what you say'

Name that compare!

[The Hippy Chippy]

Sorry Ivor I'm in Cannes.
Thanks for the nice welcome guys whats the catch

[Lucy]

There is no catch, they are mostly ugly geeks with small c*cks.