What's wrong with actually going to the shop? First world problems and all that...
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
There are unmasked people in the shopOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat's wrong with actually going to the shop? First world problems and all that...Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Second world problems.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAh. better change my original reply then...Comment
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I don't think he can handle that level of excitement...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat's wrong with actually going to the shop? First world problems and all that...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Maybe he could send a friend...Originally posted by Mordac View PostI don't think he can handle that level of excitement...
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Pre-lockdown levels of deadly infection perhaps?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat's wrong with actually going to the shop? First world problems and all that...

And, more importantly, when the next imminent lockdown starts Ocado will again stop new (and inactive!) users - you want to be on their good side by being a regular, very profitable user.Comment
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Well I went out and visited a few shops today, everyone was wearing face masks and all shops had plexi-glass screens in front of the tills and/or staff had face coverings. Afterwards I sat out in the sun at a cafe where the waiter had a face mask and filled out the form with details after which I had a lovely cold Eiskaffee, been doing similar, nearly daily, since the start of March....Originally posted by AtW View PostPre-lockdown levels of deadly infection perhaps?

And, more importantly, when the next imminent lockdown starts Ocado will again stop new (and inactive!) users - you want to be on their good side by being a regular, very profitable user.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Thought you would have been out having a Spaghetti Eis. Something to do with the mental picture of you I have in my head.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWell I went out and visited a few shops today, everyone was wearing face masks and all shops had plexi-glass screens in front of the tills and/or staff had face coverings. Afterwards I sat out in the sun at a cafe where the waiter had a face mask and filled out the form with details after which I had a lovely cold Eiskaffee, been doing similar, nearly daily, since the start of March....
M Cars & Spaghetti Eis.Comment
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I'll stick with Eiskaffee, it's easier to get down you and the wasps don't bother you too much (looking at the new G81 too)Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostThought you would have been out having a Spaghetti Eis. Something to do with the mental picture of you I have in my head.
M Cars & Spaghetti Eis.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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