Me 'ouse is me pension

[DimPrawn]

In Swindon?

She's not that stupid.

[AtW]

She's not that stupid.

But she married you...

[Old Greg]

But she married you...

That just shows she's got a strong stomach. She got the house.

[DimPrawn]

But she married you...

She played the long game, risk reward was good.

[The Tartan Cottage]

Mortgage is an outdated pre-Covid notion - why “buy” (get in debt for 30+ years) house when you can rent without paying and landlords can’t evict you?

There is a sunset clause on that I believe

[Old Greg]

She played the long game, risk reward was good.

At least she had plenty of side-bets along the way to make up for poor performance.

[AtW]

There is a sunset clause on that I believe

It will be extended for sure - a couple of million people are about to lose jobs and we might get 2nd wave sooner, it’s one of the easier things to do for Govt - somebody else pays for it

[AtW]

At least she had plenty of side-bets along the way to make up for poor performance.

Marriage has fallen apart when the Royal Mail cancelled 2nd delivery

[DimPrawn]

At least she had plenty of side-bets along the way to make up for poor performance.

She blessed me with seven diverse looking children, as their father, I couldn't be more proud.

[Old Greg]

She blessed me with seven diverse looking children, as their father, I couldn't be more proud.

A small mercy then, that they're spared your genetic inheritance.