Dear Admin - Polite Request for a Stocks and Shares sub forum...

[AtW]

Do you really think the worst thing about it, is that it's a Gallardo? Has someone stolen your eyes? It's cat-vomit yellow FFS !!!

Giallo Midas

[Mordac]

Giallo Midas

Of course you went for the 4-seater version, in the same colour:

[ladymuck]

Of course you went for the 4-seater version, in the same colour:

Oh that is so cute. I want! But not in yellow. Maybe that special blue colour that used to be available

[Mordac]

Oh that is so cute. I want! But not in yellow. Maybe that special blue colour that used to be available

You should be able to swap your ailing Datsun for about three-dozen of them
It's a Zastava, btw, and I have no idea whether they are available in blue, nor do I wish to find out. If you do ever buy one, stick to driving it in London, where you'll never reach the speed (which is probably only about 35mph) at which point the brakes suddenly stop working...

[AtW]

Oh that is so cute. I want! But not in yellow. Maybe that special blue colour that used to be available

It’s not yellow...

[scooterscot]

There's one of those Italian what do you call em...er ... going around our village still. The elderly chap a few doors along takes his down to the supermarket every other day for his shopping. Smells like the 2-stroke is about to have a heart attack climbing back up the hill.

[ladymuck]

You should be able to swap your ailing Datsun for about three-dozen of them
It's a Zastava, btw, and I have no idea whether they are available in blue, nor do I wish to find out. If you do ever buy one, stick to driving it in London, where you'll never reach the speed (which is probably only about 35mph) at which point the brakes suddenly stop working...

Blue! Perfect! A Zastava 750, I see. I may buy one and give it to my Dad and brother as a project to do up for me.

[Mordac]

It’s not yellow...

Alright, it's 'Gromyko Gold' then...

[ladymuck]

There's one of those Italian what do you call em...er ... going around our village still. The elderly chap a few doors along takes his down to the supermarket every other day for his shopping. Smells like the 2-stroke is about to have a heart attack climbing back up the hill.

The beauty of those (and the Reliant Robin) is that you only need a motorbike license to drive them. My granddad only ever had Robin's because he never took a proper driving test

[Mordac]

Blue! Perfect! A Zastava 750, I see. I may buy one and give it to my Dad and brother as a project to do up for me.

Don't even think about it...