Stay Alert

[darmstadt]

Read, memorised and destroyed as per instructions.

[DimPrawn]

Maybe it's

Alert level = Log(R + infections)

or

Alert Level = R + Log(infections)

[AtW]

The only alerting (alarming) here is idiots being in charge

[darmstadt]

Maybe it's

Alert level = Log(R + infections)

or

Alert Level = R + Log(infections)

Then it should say that, shouldn't it? Maybe its:

Pie + Sky = Boris Making It Up

[darmstadt]

The Joint Biosecurity Centre

So there has been SAGE, now who are these people?

[BR14]

The Joint Biosecurity Centre

So there has been SAGE, now who are these people?

another branch of the Department of Stealth and Total Obscurity?
or whatever it's called in der vaderland.

[darmstadt]

[darmstadt]

New FB group for the Johnson fans:

(Parody, possibly...)

[jamesbrown]

FAQs are pretty decent, TBF:

Coronavirus outbreak FAQs: what you can and can't do - GOV.UK

[Paddy]

FAQs are pretty decent, TBF:

Coronavirus outbreak FAQs: what you can and can't do - GOV.UK

It has a link to make your own face mask; FFS
How to wear and make a cloth face covering - GOV.UK

You will need:

an old T-shirt or underpants that you do not want anymore (ideally size small or extra small)
scissors

From a point 2cm below the top right-hand corner of the fabric, make a 15cm horizontal cut through both sides of the fabric that is parallel to the top of the rectangle.

Cut down towards the bottom of the fabric until you reach approximately 2cm above the bottom edge. From here, make another 15cm cut that runs parallel to the bottom of the fabric to make a rectangle that can be discarded.