Smug Metropolitan Elitist Remoaner Gloomster talking the country into a pandemic

[Scruff]

That’s the kind of thing a German spy would have said during WWII.

Shibbolet...(Sqkvirrel)

[Zigenare]

Shibboleth...(Sqkvirrel)

Gratis.

[shaunbhoy]

It's lucky that Covid runs away from charisma.

Not that lucky for you though. That is probably why you caught it early doors.

[sasguru]

Not that lucky for you though. That is probably why you caught it early doors.

Survived though.
I predict an ageing fatty like you will cark it on day 2.

[Old Greg]

Survived though.
I predict an ageing fatty like you will cark it on day 2.

The bromide in his tea will protect him.

[Mordac]

Is it me, as non-German speaker, but doesn't "Keir Starmer" sound like a Waffen SS regimental motto? "Keep Storming" or something.

It's a Spoonerism. His real name is Steer Calmer.

[Eirikur]

An NHS life is worth 60K and no more!

Which is almost the same value as one BoJo speech
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