Sit Back and Relax. We're Here for at least a Year

[Hobosapien]

I'm confident our brilliant rail service will be able to cope with social distancing

They'll use a bus replacement service for the trains, and a car replacement service for the buses. Sorted.

Anyone without their own car, on yer bike.

[SueEllen]

They'll use a bus replacement service for the trains, and a car replacement service for the buses. Sorted.

Anyone without their own car, on yer bike.

Loads of fit people?

They will need killing off.

[OwlHoot]

Wow, good news! I hope you've let Chris Whitty know!

If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Arthur C. Clarke

This has been proved time and time again.

[Hobosapien]

Loads of fit people?

They will need killing off.

A fitter population will be the excuse for sacking all those hero medics when the time comes to cutback the NHS to the bone due to unsustainable national debt.

Ironically, rather than saving the NHS, they're actually killing it with the current economically destroying handling of the virus.