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Covid-19: Eyes and ears on the ground reports... what isn't being reported?

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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Makes you think...
    Yup, exactly that
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      Lady chemicals, that is where it all started:

      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Lady chemicals, that is where it all started:

        Says the old barsteward that has obviously never enjoyed sex.

        What a fecking muppet
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Says the old barsteward that has obviously never enjoyed sex.

          What a fecking muppet
          Sex is a duty to be performed only for the purposes of procreation.

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            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            Sex is a duty to be performed only for the purposes of procreation.
            Any man that dresses that badly is lucky if he has ever got any at all.
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              Sex is a duty to be performed only for the purposes of procreation.
              Isn't it the other way round?

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                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Isn't it the other way round?
                No, you cannot procreate if you do it the other way round. HTHBIDI.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Temporary morgue being set up on Wanstead Flats, not far from the Nightingale at the Excel Centre.
                  Next door to the crematorium. Very handy.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Any man that dresses that badly is lucky if he has ever got any at all.
                    Maybe he takes the clothes off before engaging in the frankly disgusting and debasing act of fornication.

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                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      Next door to the crematorium. Very handy.
                      Efficient! They could make an underground conveyor belt between the two

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