SA agony aunt corner

[sasguru]

Dear SA,

What is the etiquette for asking for a BJ? I find that saying "Suck on this, bitch" doesn't really work. What am I doing wrong?

[To BI or not to BI?]

Dear SA,

What is the etiquette for asking for a BJ? I find that saying "Suck on this, bitch" doesn't really work. What am I doing wrong?

"Have you got a couple of seconds?"
SA

[wobbegong]

Dear SA,

What is the etiquette for asking for a BJ? I find that saying "Suck on this, bitch" doesn't really work. What am I doing wrong?

How about get your c*ck out, smack her round the face with it, and say "It ain't gonna suck itself y'know"?

[Francko]

Have sex with her younger sister.

She's actually with us now. And she's 19. Still, I am not sure how she may take that. Would SA agree with that? Pls, help.

[andy]

Dear SA,

What is the etiquette for asking for a BJ? I find that saying "Suck on this, bitch" doesn't really work. What am I doing wrong?

wait until she yawns and then go for it

[wobbegong]

wait until she yawns and then go for it

If you've got your wits about you, you can be in, out, off, and sat down doing your zip up again before she even knows what's just occurred.

[Troll]

She's actually with us now. And she's 19. Still, I am not sure how she may take that. Would SA agree with that? Pls, help.

Go for it... bonus if she'll do a threesome

[The Lone Gunman]

wait until she yawns and then go for it

I find it much better to wait till she is snoring.

[n5gooner]

I find it much better to wait till she is snoring.

at lest it shuts her up !!

[The Lone Gunman]

Have sex with her younger sister.

Then play Rodeo sex with the wife.