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I could answer it, but I’d be telling porkiesComment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Went to someone's garden party the other year who did a hog roast - main problem was they did not seem to have put any suace/baste/rub etc on the meat so it ws just plain pretty much unsalted pork I mean it was ok but just pretty bland - think they missed a trick tbh.
Also @Ladymuck - No.Comment
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My Mrs was telling me about this wedding we had been invited to (in Mount Stuart House, where Stella Mccartney got married) and she actually said, in company, "They'll be having a spit roast at the reception"....they're were a few mouthfuls of wine and food spat out in that moment.....Originally posted by ladymuck View PostWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Slightly related, went to a wedding and the groom made a speech and mentioned how happy he was to be married because he liked to play with his wife's ring. I spat out my champagne along with a few others that managed to get the reference.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostComment
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During my own wedding speech, I held up my hand to pass some bland comment on my new wedding ring, but i had already slipped it off under the table. When i held up the empty ring finger, I said "oh no, it must've come off in that hooker's ass". You'll be surprised how quiet things can go at a busy wedding reception if you mis-read your audience....Originally posted by woohoo View PostWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Hah, it's very easy to miss-read an audience. I've done it a couple of times recently.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostComment
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A Yugoslav friend used to say that it's not a party unless someone has killed a pig.Comment
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