Can I still get wood?

[ladymuck]

A smokeless BBQ? I know you're a girl, but there are rules about BBQs and you are supposed to observe them. One of the most important rules is that there should be so much smoke that one of your neighbours calls the fire brigade. You get bonus points for burning down your shed*. Double points for burning down someone else's shed.

*A nod to my wife's former work colleague who actually did that.

Does it count that I once had complaints about fireworks, on fireworks night, being "a bit loud"?

[Mordac]

Does it count that I once had complaints about fireworks, on fireworks night, being "a bit loud"?

Only if the police were called...