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Originally posted by freakydancerFeck.
what about both? does it really have to be one or the other?
Its like asking a girl, balls or todge?Comment
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I'm talking when push comes to shove mate...Originally posted by el duderwhat about both? does it really have to be one or the other?
Its like asking a girl, balls or todge?Call the cops
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Aye he probably did - and now to outdo it...Originally posted by freakydancer.. / -.. .. -.. -. .----. - / ... - .- .-. - / .. - / -....- / .. / - .... .. -. -.- / -.-. .... ..- .-. -.-. .... .. .-.. .-.. / -.. .. -.. / .. - / - --- / - .-. -.-- / .- -. -.. / -... . / ..-. .-.. .- ... .... .-.-.-
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Originally posted by el duderwhat about both? does it really have to be one or the other?
Its like asking a girl, balls or todge?
...would always be todge - what good are balls to us?!
"Sharon - I went out with this bloke last night, ooh the balls on him"
It just doesn't happen!
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