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Good luck to all at the CUK Awards tonight.
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I'm relying on my bubbly personality and winning smile. Plus I'm definitely the least strange person on here.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow much have you bribed admin?Comment
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Admin prefers £50 notes in a brown envelope.Originally posted by woohoo View PostI'm relying on my bubbly personality and winning smile. Plus I'm definitely the least strange person on here.
Least strange person on here? Thats like having the least virulent STD.....Comment
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I gave admin £50 last year for services rendered and all I got was a virulent STD.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAdmin prefers £50 notes in a brown envelope.
Least strange person on here? Thats like having the least virulent STD.....Comment
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So it won't be a terrible shock to find you didn't win then...Originally posted by woohoo View PostI'm relying on my bubbly personality and winning smile. Plus I'm definitely the least strange person on here.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I remember the good old days when an STD was something to do with telephones. I suppose it's all gone full circle, so that if one encounters an STD nowadays, a telephone probably had something to do with it...Originally posted by woohoo View PostI gave admin £50 last year for services rendered and all I got was a virulent STD.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Indeed - I too can remember when it was called VD....Originally posted by Mordac View PostI remember the good old days when an STD was something to do with telephones. I suppose it's all gone full circle, so that if one encounters an STD nowadays, a telephone probably had something to do with it...Comment
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Called STI nowadaysOriginally posted by Mordac View PostI remember the good old days when an STD was something to do with telephones. I suppose it's all gone full circle, so that if one encounters an STD nowadays, a telephone probably had something to do with it...Comment
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I probably am indeed your Dad...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostCalled STI nowadays
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Those were the days when you went into a clinic with a bag over your head. Literally...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIndeed - I too can remember when it was called VD....His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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