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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou are not alone. And this is why the planet is fecked. Everyone has to drive. Or take flights when they could take the train....
Neither did the people who manufactured it and its components.
Trains don't go where people have to.
Solve that one Einstein.
However there's an aid that may be used to convert cyclists from virtue signalling twunts into semi-useful human beings, it's "The Highway Code" available in book form - it involved the chopping down of trees at some point so not entirely blame free but well worth a read.Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostNot me guv! Was funny where we cut through a bit of the red light district and I looked to my right just as a lady of negotiable affection opened her curtain. Treated to an eyeful of boobage I wasn't expecting at that moment
Yes, been to Edinburgh. Wore flats that day
ahem...
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Originally posted by original PM View PostYes - I do find it strange that when in Amsterdam one often finds oneself erm - just cutting through the red light district...
ahem...
Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWomen have needs too. Or so I believe.Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostA Sunday lunch is useless without treacle sponge, bloody amateurs, still probably good enough for army typestreacle spongeComment
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Originally posted by JohntheBike View Postspotted dick even better!
erm took a shortcut through the red light district?Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostAre you sure you did not get that when you ...
erm took a shortcut through the red light district?the red light districtComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostCareful! With that level of enlightened thinking you could be mistaken for a feminist sympathiser
Just to remove all doubt!Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostYour bicycle didn't grow in a tree.
Neither did the people who manufactured it and its components.
Trains don't go where people have to.
Solve that one Einstein.
However there's an aid that may be used to convert cyclists from virtue signalling twunts into semi-useful human beings, it's "The Highway Code" available in book form - it involved the chopping down of trees at some point so not entirely blame free but well worth a read.
Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWomen have needs too. Or so I believe.
While on the subject of 1950s "jokes", why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in....Comment
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