Weekend Thread

[BrilloPad]

And I dislike cyclists. They don't even cycle with the flow of traffic! And the feckers don't stop for anything

You are not alone. And this is why the planet is fecked. Everyone has to drive. Or take flights when they could take the train....

[Zigenare]

You are not alone. And this is why the planet is fecked. Everyone has to drive. Or take flights when they could take the train....

Your bicycle didn't grow in a tree.

Neither did the people who manufactured it and its components.

Trains don't go where people have to.

Solve that one Einstein.

However there's an aid that may be used to convert cyclists from virtue signalling twunts into semi-useful human beings, it's "The Highway Code" available in book form - it involved the chopping down of trees at some point so not entirely blame free but well worth a read.

[original PM]

Not me guv! Was funny where we cut through a bit of the red light district and I looked to my right just as a lady of negotiable affection opened her curtain. Treated to an eyeful of boobage I wasn't expecting at that moment

Yes, been to Edinburgh. Wore flats that day

Yes - I do find it strange that when in Amsterdam one often finds oneself erm - just cutting through the red light district...

ahem...

[Zigenare]

Yes - I do find it strange that when in Amsterdam one often finds oneself erm - just cutting through the red light district...

ahem...

Women have needs too. Or so I believe.

[ladymuck]

Women have needs too. Or so I believe.

Careful! With that level of enlightened thinking you could be mistaken for a feminist sympathiser

[JohntheBike]

A Sunday lunch is useless without treacle sponge, bloody amateurs, still probably good enough for army types

treacle sponge

spotted dick even better!

[original PM]

spotted dick even better!

Are you sure you did not get that when you ...

erm took a shortcut through the red light district?

[JohntheBike]

Are you sure you did not get that when you ...

erm took a shortcut through the red light district?

the red light district

missed it when in Amsterdam!

[Zigenare]

Careful! With that level of enlightened thinking you could be mistaken for a feminist sympathiser

Put the kettle on while I cogitate, there's a good girl!

Just to remove all doubt!

[BrilloPad]

Your bicycle didn't grow in a tree.

Neither did the people who manufactured it and its components.

Trains don't go where people have to.

Solve that one Einstein.

However there's an aid that may be used to convert cyclists from virtue signalling twunts into semi-useful human beings, it's "The Highway Code" available in book form - it involved the chopping down of trees at some point so not entirely blame free but well worth a read.

Bicycles are far more environmentally friendly than motor vehicles. The bigger issues are that 50% of climate emissions are from 10% of the population who will not change. Overpopulation. And countries that will never change their economies(like China).

Women have needs too. Or so I believe.

Only to serve their man?

While on the subject of 1950s "jokes", why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in....