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    #31
    Originally posted by Francko
    If only didn't make you addictive. You could smoke when you enjoy it. Which is sometimes pleasant. Unfortunately, that's not the way it works. If you were not forced to regularly smoke a packet a day the risk of cancer will be negligible.

    It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #32
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.

      Way to go Bill Hicks
      The pope is a tard.

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        #33
        After reading all the ill effects of smoking on our health and lots of diseases it causes, I stopped ... reading.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Francko
          If only didn't make you addictive. You could smoke when you enjoy it. Which is sometimes pleasant. Unfortunately, that's not the way it works. If you were not forced to regularly smoke a packet a day the risk of cancer will be negligible.
          FFS. You said the same a year ago. Stop w*anking over it and quit. Or not. Or whatever.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #35
            Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fooks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become one of you...Don't take that wrong. I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?
            NON-SMOKERS DIE EVERY DAY... Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the first to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You're dead too.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #36
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.
              You need a patch - now!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fooks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become one of you...Don't take that wrong. I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?
                NON-SMOKERS DIE EVERY DAY... Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the first to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You're dead too.
                Totally agreed. There's only one thing worse than a whining non-smoker, and that's a whining ex-smoker.
                Call the cops

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne

                  It's a f*king horrible thing to smoke - I wish you all the best of luck.

                  no its not. i ****** love it.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by el duder
                    no its not. i ****** love it.
                    Well, that explains a lot
                    Carpe Pactum

                    (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss
                      Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little fooks. My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become one of you
                      Now tell us the REAL reason you first started Baggy. Its because when you were an impressionable teenager you thought it made you look cool, trendy, and sophisticated, when in fact all it made you look like was the sad little insecure nerd you probably were. Didn't have the gumption to make your own statement, and here you are years later still trying to justify that foolish choice. Sad really.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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