Originally posted by lukemg
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Life on the Bench - An unemployed contractors story
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"550 a day, jesus you must be good (when you are working, obviously) What do you do SA ?"
"I've met her. The rate she is talking about is for a high class escort. Well in her case a Mark 2."
About 20 miles to the gallon. BOOM BOOM.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan"550 a day, jesus you must be good (when you are working, obviously) What do you do SA ?"
"I've met her. The rate she is talking about is for a high class escort. Well in her case a Mark 2."
About 20 miles to the gallon. BOOM BOOM.Comment
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Originally posted by boredsenselessIf you are getting offers of 550 why aren't you taking them?
You could save that much in 3 weeks.
tim
(OK, I exaggerate a little)Comment
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nice girl our SallyAnne, having met her too, well worth £550SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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"Do you take cheques Sally Anne?"
Shes a high class escort Capn, not a bank teller!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Are there any bank tellers any more? Went to my local town centre HSBC (large branch) last week and there was a note stuck on the door saying that "in order to rationalise and enhance our customers' experience of HSBC, counter service is no longer available in this branch. Please use the machines in the lobby." The fecking paying in machine then chewed up a cheque from HMRC and it will probably take 6 months to get them to issue another one.
In fact the only member of staff in the branch was a pension/mortgage salesman.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan"Do you ever get the urge to phone round high class escorts and tell them you earn more than they do."
I've met her. The rate she is talking about is for a high class escort. Well in her case a Mark 2.
yeah yeah, very good MF
To answer some of the others...
I havn't been offerred any jobs yet, just got my CV in. I'll be taking the first job I get offerred.
For those who still dont know, I'm an Oracle Applications Developer - £550 + vat is te going rate for me's.
I'm useless with money - I had £25k in the bank off my last gig, but I got stung for a vat bill of £5,500 (bastards), then my corp tax bill was due, I've paid myself £3k for the last 3 months....leaving £5k in the bank.
It doesn't go very far!!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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