Girl killed by pit bull terrier

[freakydancer]

Dogs stink, at least cats are clean, and don't sh1t all over the footpath

You're right - they tulip all over my garden instead, and then dig up all my woodchip to try and cover it up.

******* things.

[wendigo100]

On a regular running route of mine in the eighties, there was a horse stable where all the riders seemed to bring their dogs. The dogs used to wait by the entrance gate, and when you went past, they'd surround you barking, jumping up, and nipping your hands and legs.

After suffering this twice, the third time I carried a large thick stick and, as I passed the stable and the dogs moved in, I whacked the biggest one I could see over the head as hard as I could. Lovely!

They all ran off, and from then on whenever I ran round there, they were all standing quietly and peacefully watching as I went past.

[Xenophon]

One example.

On a regular running route of mine in the eighties, there was a horse stable where all the riders seemed to bring their dogs. The dogs used to wait by the entrance gate, and when you went past, they'd surround you barking, jumping up, and nipping your hands and legs.

After suffering this twice, the third time I carried a large thick stick and, as I passed the stable and the dogs moved in, I whacked the biggest one I could see over the head as hard as I could. Lovely! They all ran off, and from then on whenever I ran round there, they were all standing quietly and peacefully watching as I went past.

I'd like to introduce you to my dog. Then watch you squeal in agony.

Xeno in 'I've had about enough of this now' mode

[wendigo100]

You're right - they tulip all over my garden instead, and then dig up all my woodchip to try and cover it up.

******* things.

Cats - that's something else I've grown to hate, but only because of catshit.

[Troll]

Uses for a dead cat
1: Door stopper
2: Skinned & cleaned a Davy Crocket style hat can be fashioned
3: Football for impromptu kick-about (N.B doesn't have to be dead)
4: Strung up by the gate post provides a useful reminder for other cat-vermin owners not to let their pests roam & sh1t in other peoples gardens
5: With a length of broom inserted - makes a useful toilet brush

Uses for a live cat
1: Testing the concentration of your car's anti-freeze
2: Moving target practice
3: Cardio Vascular exercise when hurling house bricks if you can't get to the shotgun in time
4: Testing the 4 wheel drive capabilities on your vehicle as you chase the vermin down

HTH

[zathras]

Why do these bleeding chavs buy such vicious and unpredictable dogs ? What's the matter with them ?

Over compensated inferiority complex brought on by ignorance.

[TwoWolves]

Such a shame the dog didn't eat the whole family.

Less chavs the better.

[wendigo100]

I'd like to introduce you to my dog. Then watch you squeal in agony.

Xeno in 'I've had about enough of this now' mode

Clever reply.

I rest my case.

[Xenophon]

Clever reply.

I rest my case.

I freely admit that at times I can be a white collar red-neck. One of those times is when I read your story about hitting a dog as hard as you could with a large stick.

[wendigo100]

I freely admit that at times I can be a white collar red-neck. One of those times is when I read your story about hitting a dog as hard as you could with a large stick.

It was attacking me.