Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?What, life?
Or are you just stuck in that place where you can only dream of happy times?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne
n5gooner - I feel like I owe you an apology for the do. I was mightily confused (and a bit drunk) for the first 10 minutes that we were talking! I saw you drinking white wine with your flamboyant scalf on, and I put 2 and 2 together and asked "are you two a couple" (motioning to Gonzo). You said yes (in hindsight, motioning to your lass) and confusion started
It took me a good half hour to realise my mistake, so apologies if I came accross as a bit wierd
Sorry Gonzo - but I wouldn't with MFs toddger !!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by n5goonerSallyAnne - no offence taken, yes bit confusing, but at least you now the truth! Just told the GF and she's wetting herself at the moment !!!
Sorry Gonzo - but I wouldn't with MFs toddger !!
Did you not wonder why I was laughing hysterically and saying "that'll go down well with this lot"? Or had you just chalked me off as a nutcase by that point?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneNo, a relationship breakdown.Carpe Pactum
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?Well, let's say the AA is not coming to rescue me, so I have rolled up my sleeves and I am trying to sort out that accummulation of muck which, eventually, causes the whole engine of love to grind to a halt. Unfortunately, I feel that I am the only one pushing the car and nobody is sitting at the steering wheel (or maybe is just forgetting to engage the gear). There should be a driving license for relationships.....
Have you got kids?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneHave you got kids?Carpe Pactum
(does fuzzy logic tickle?)Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneDid you not wonder why I was laughing hysterically and saying "that'll go down well with this lot"? Or had you just chalked me off as a nutcase by that point?
Nutcase - you - nah - pi$$ed yes, but not a nut caseSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?Only inherited, and they can't drive
Do you have your eye on any other motors? Is there a sexy new jag which is making you think your old banger just isn't worth the tax anymore?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by n5goonerI kinda figgured out what you ment but thought I'd save peoples blushes, Gonzo didn't help in any way !!!
Nutcase - you - nah - pi$$ed yes, but not a nut caseThe pope is a tard.Comment
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