Contracting and divorce

[To BI or not to BI?]

Ah I thought you were one of the happy ones mate? Are you going through the same thing aswell?

What, life?

[SallyAnne]

What, life?

No, a relationship breakdown.

Or are you just stuck in that place where you can only dream of happy times?

[n5gooner]

n5gooner - I feel like I owe you an apology for the do. I was mightily confused (and a bit drunk) for the first 10 minutes that we were talking! I saw you drinking white wine with your flamboyant scalf on, and I put 2 and 2 together and asked "are you two a couple" (motioning to Gonzo). You said yes (in hindsight, motioning to your lass) and confusion started

It took me a good half hour to realise my mistake, so apologies if I came accross as a bit wierd

SallyAnne - no offence taken, yes bit confusing, but at least you now the truth! Just told the GF and she's wetting herself at the moment !!!

Sorry Gonzo - but I wouldn't with MFs toddger !!

[SallyAnne]

SallyAnne - no offence taken, yes bit confusing, but at least you now the truth! Just told the GF and she's wetting herself at the moment !!!

Sorry Gonzo - but I wouldn't with MFs toddger !!

Did you not wonder why I was laughing hysterically and saying "that'll go down well with this lot"? Or had you just chalked me off as a nutcase by that point?

[To BI or not to BI?]

No, a relationship breakdown.

Well, let's say the AA is not coming to rescue me, so I have rolled up my sleeves and I am trying to sort out that accummulation of muck which, eventually, causes the whole engine of love to grind to a halt. Unfortunately, I feel that I am the only one pushing the car and nobody is sitting at the steering wheel (or maybe is just forgetting to engage the gear). There should be a driving license for relationships.....

[SallyAnne]

Well, let's say the AA is not coming to rescue me, so I have rolled up my sleeves and I am trying to sort out that accummulation of muck which, eventually, causes the whole engine of love to grind to a halt. Unfortunately, I feel that I am the only one pushing the car and nobody is sitting at the steering wheel (or maybe is just forgetting to engage the gear). There should be a driving license for relationships.....

Have you got kids?

[To BI or not to BI?]

Have you got kids?

Only inherited, and they can't drive

[n5gooner]

Did you not wonder why I was laughing hysterically and saying "that'll go down well with this lot"? Or had you just chalked me off as a nutcase by that point?

I kinda figgured out what you ment but thought I'd save peoples blushes, Gonzo didn't help in any way !!!

Nutcase - you - nah - pi$$ed yes, but not a nut case

[SallyAnne]

Only inherited, and they can't drive

Do you have your eye on any other motors? Is there a sexy new jag which is making you think your old banger just isn't worth the tax anymore?

[SallyAnne]

I kinda figgured out what you ment but thought I'd save peoples blushes, Gonzo didn't help in any way !!!

Nutcase - you - nah - pi$$ed yes, but not a nut case

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