Cap'n Jack...

[Captain Jack]

I though that we went there (Mars IIRC) and caused the trouble.

That's what she just said, Buffoon.

Those Mysterons were really peace loving until we blew their city up. They were victims of fundamentalist humans 9/11 stylee and simply launched their own war on terror in defence. But would you credit it, mysterious invisible aliens that call themselves Mysterons - what are the odds of that?

[Captain Jack]

As a minor footnote, my mate is the spitting image of Captain Black, just not quite so pasty (except after a heavy night on the ales).

[Buffoon]

That's what she just said, Buffoon.

No she didn't.

.... They came in Peace. ....

[Captain Jack]

No she didn't.

Oh yes she did. They did come in peace

[Buffoon]

didn't

[Captain Jack]

didn't

did

Ner-ner-ner-ner-ner!

[Buffoon]

did

Ner-ner-ner-ner-ner!

didn't

[Captain Jack]

didn't

did

[wendigo100]

How did it end up, Cap'n? I stopped watching when the original officer Jack asked you to dance, and your two mates were shooting each other while that orange thing went up and down.

[Captain Jack]

The ungrateful feckers shot me then. Fortunately I cannot die. Except that I did later on when the Beast ate Cardiff. Then I came back to life. Again. Oh, and then the Tardis appeared and I went off with the Doctor.