I shall ask my wife if I can celebrate and revert.
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International Men's Day - 19/11/2018
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Make sure you've taken the bins out and done the rest of your chores first:Originally posted by GreenMirror View PostI shall ask my wife if I can celebrate and revert.
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You walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostI can safely say that I have never been in a public toilet and wanted to take my shoes off. But if that's what you enjoy, go for it.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostYou walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superwoman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.
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Before you pee....Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.

After you pee....
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How would know which shoes I wanted to change in to?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.
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Right now I'm celebrating with man flu...
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Man flu, hope your significant other is looking after you. Man flu is a killer. One time I had it I could barely lift the tv remote control and had to sit through several hours of judge judy.Originally posted by Jog On View PostRight now I'm celebrating with man flu...
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This has got to be an euphemism, right?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.
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