I'm still there. My cab came to collect me and the driver called out "taxi for Spartacus". You can guess what happened next.
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MordacOriginally posted by FranckoWas he wearing his burberry suit? Where are the pictures? How does everybody look like?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Xenophon
Great fun.
Enjoyed the meet-up. Should do more!
Yes good fun, just got into the office, and its only 10 mins away !! Bit of a heavy head today.....nevermind it was good to meet up.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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How fat is the fat lass?Originally posted by n5goonerYes good fun, just got into the office, and its only 10 mins away !! Bit of a heavy head today.....nevermind it was good to meet up.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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"How fat is the fat lass?"
How little is little john?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Sorry I misread that as "who turned up and didnt realise that the table in the middle was full of cocks". I didn't know whether to be excited at the thought or ready to point out that it was probably very obvious to everyone else in the place.Originally posted by MarillionFanNow who turned up and didnt realise that the table in the middle was full of CUK'ers.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan"How fat is the fat lass?"
How little is little john?
Newspaper columnist or folklore legend?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I really can't wait for this...Originally posted by LucyCome on MF, spill the beans, describe everyone, in your nicest voice.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Well Mordac and I turned up for a few drinks, sat at a table looking around but couldn't really see anyone. Then some dapper hyperactive kiddy (realityhack) shouts out 'Are there any geeks or nerds here!' and Mordac put his hand up quickly, punching a young petite girl in the face as she walked past, with a deft touch and lightning reactions he's kicked her a number of times as she lay on the ground and then slapped her aging mother............
Anyway SallyAnne looks as described and talks as she posts. A class lass.
Gonzo was there. A newbie ish contractor who was shocked to learn this has nickname is a form of porn.
Xeno instantly new what this type of form was and offered to make a little film there and then. A dapper chap with a good personality.
Ngooner was there again, another life and soul type (arent we all). Ngooner had raided his dads wardrobe and was wearing one of his shirts. Laurence llewelyn Bowen walked past and made a comment about it 'being loud'
A myriad of lovely ladies were bought in by Xeno, gooner & realityhack. I had bought Mordac, Gonzo bought a camera.
Reality hack is what we call in the trade Front of House(all mouth & trousers ;-), the rest of us Back of House - Geeks with money
and finally we are awaiting the arrival of the Warrior Princess. Yowser! Woof woof.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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