35 guests!!!

[Lucy]

I'm sorry. I know that factual responses are not really the done thing on this forum.

Yes Gonz, you needed to make something up. Like aliens or secret accounts for special people or phantoms

[Gonzo]

Ah I'm sorry honey - the part of my brain which does the thinking (which is lazy at the best of times) was finally killed off with that last port and brandy.

Are you having a nice evening? Do you want to join in mine, Lucy and Clipheads date - we could do with a fourth to even things out a bit

We'll I have been here an hour standing around the sidelines (the accounting and legal forums), as I usually do.

I'm not sure that I want to join in with your singing though.

[SallyAnne]

We'll I have been here an hour standing around the sidelines (the accounting and legal forums), as I usually do.

I'm not sure that I want to join in with your singing though.

Oh come on - you know you want to

Now all together, pretend we're in Benidorm...

You're everywhere and nowhere baby...

[Cliphead]

Oh come on - you know you want to

Now all together, pretend we're in Benidorm...

You're everywhere and nowhere baby...

Agadooo...

C'mon now, join in.

[Gonzo]

Oh come on - you know you want to

Now all together, pretend we're in Benidorm...

You're everywhere and nowhere baby...

I've never been to Benidorm - is it any good?

[Cliphead]

I've never been to Benidorm - is it any good?

Used to gig in the bars there, great place.

[SallyAnne]

Benidorm ROCKS!!!! Kareoke in Rockies Welsh rugby players

Ooops - the lad's coming in now, I might have to try and log out