Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Tornado hits North London
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Hard Brexit now!
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Someone must have used Ajax. “...it cleans your house like a white tornado.. late 60s"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Forget a butterfly flapping it's wings in South America, this was caused by an overweight northern tart breaking wind!Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillForget a butterfly flapping it's wings in South America, this was caused by an overweight northern tart breaking wind!
You're a secret chubby chaser aren't you Churchill? If you went on this way about gays you'd be an obvious instant closet case.
Just go and get yourself a fat lass, get it out of your system, and then kindly shut the **** up.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou're a secret chubby chaser aren't you Churchill? If you went on this way about gays you'd be an obvious instant closet case.
Just go and get yourself a fat lass, get it out of your system, and then kindly shut the **** up.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguruOh not the usual "I'm harder than youse coz I'm from the North" bulltulipe. In my experience it's the exact opposite.
I rest my case
and Sally, the weather is pretty much the same all over the UK until you get to near scotland then it gets a bit sh1tterThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by sasguruIn any case Churchill is hardly in a position to criticise people for being large as he's a kind of "Threaded-in-Waiting".Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill18 stone and 6ft 8" is not my idea of a "Threaded in waiting". Nice try though.
18 stone?!!!!! Thats miles heavier than me you porker!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by BagpussCan I just remind you that the most notorious London hard man criminal was a gay
Indeed. So that means you're even wussier than a gay.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguruIndeed. So that means you're even wussier than a gay.
I'm afraid it's politically incorrect to say "a gay".
You may describe someone as gay, but not "a gay".
You also aren't allowed to say "some gays" or "those gays".
HTHThe pope is a tard.Comment
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