Tornado hits North London

[sasguru]

Th weather is NOT the same everywere Bagpuss - thats the stupidist thing I've heard you come out with yet.

The rest of the country has torrential rain, floods, freezing temperatures, terrifying storms, all on a regular basis. You London lot normally call the army in if theres anything worse than light drizzle!

Oh not the usual "I'm harder than youse coz I'm from the North" bulltulipe. In my experience it's the exact opposite.

[Paddy]

Someone must have used Ajax. “...it cleans your house like a white tornado.. late 60s

[Churchill]

Forget a butterfly flapping it's wings in South America, this was caused by an overweight northern tart breaking wind!

[SallyAnne]

Forget a butterfly flapping it's wings in South America, this was caused by an overweight northern tart breaking wind!

You're a secret chubby chaser aren't you Churchill? If you went on this way about gays you'd be an obvious instant closet case.

Just go and get yourself a fat lass, get it out of your system, and then kindly shut the **** up.

[sasguru]

You're a secret chubby chaser aren't you Churchill? If you went on this way about gays you'd be an obvious instant closet case.

Just go and get yourself a fat lass, get it out of your system, and then kindly shut the **** up.

In any case Churchill is hardly in a position to criticise people for being large as he's a kind of "Threaded-in-Waiting".

[Bagpuss]

Oh not the usual "I'm harder than youse coz I'm from the North" bulltulipe. In my experience it's the exact opposite.

Can I just remind you that the most notorious London hard man criminal was a gay

I rest my case


and Sally, the weather is pretty much the same all over the UK until you get to near scotland then it gets a bit sh1tter

[Churchill]

In any case Churchill is hardly in a position to criticise people for being large as he's a kind of "Threaded-in-Waiting".

18 stone and 6ft 8" is not my idea of a "Threaded in waiting". Nice try though.

[SallyAnne]

18 stone and 6ft 8" is not my idea of a "Threaded in waiting". Nice try though.

18 stone?!!!!! Thats miles heavier than me you porker!

[sasguru]

Can I just remind you that the most notorious London hard man criminal was a gay

Indeed. So that means you're even wussier than a gay.

[SallyAnne]

Indeed. So that means you're even wussier than a gay.

I'm afraid it's politically incorrect to say "a gay".

You may describe someone as gay, but not "a gay".

You also aren't allowed to say "some gays" or "those gays".

HTH