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    #51
    "I applied for the job but didn't get it. The job spec states they're looking for a failed contractor who sells tat."

    True enough, plus it said idiot. Not moron.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #52
      Originally posted by MarillionFan
      "I applied for the job but didn't get it. The job spec states they're looking for a failed contractor who sells tat."

      True enough, plus it said idiot. Not moron.
      Yawn. Don't you have some staturines of Thai lady boys or the genuine soiled knickers of Thai "virgins" to sell?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #53
        Wooooo. Your startling putdowns know no bounds AssGuru. I must bow down to your scintillating wit - ho ho ho.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #54
          Originally posted by sasguru
          Yawn. Don't you have some staturines of Thai lady boys or the genuine soiled knickers of Thai "virgins" to sell?
          Genuine you say....

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            #55
            Originally posted by Rantor
            Genuine you say....
            Aye. Genuine as MF's CV ...
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #56
              Is this you?
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #57
                Originally posted by darmstadt
                No it's an evil imposter ....
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by darmstadt
                  Even better:
                  sasguru.com/index.html
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    Still involved heavily in SAS - managing the Business Analytics side....
                    You don;t work for Dunn & Humby do you?
                    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by sasguru
                      Aye. Genuine as MF's CV ...
                      I can vouch for him. Who vouches for you?
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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