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Given that you're 728 in reptilian years, it's understandable that the old mincers are playing up.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
You are confused, hurt and lashing out, so I forgive you.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe thing NLyUK has to understand is that when NLyUK types a message, the tone of voice and facial expression cannot be determined, so if NLyUK types:
it will be interpreted either on its own terms, or within the context of NLyUK's long standing trolling, venom, twuntishness, and being a bent contractor unlike the rest of us honest contractors.
So don't be surprised if it is taken as a straight statement without any consideration that you may be attempting some clumsy humour
That is not an original thought....Comment
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i don't have a remit, and don't underestimate the sheer power of my deranged imaginationOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI don't think he can, its well beyond his remit
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Especially as LM is sitting at the desk directly opposite to me
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Good. I was worried there.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou are confused, hurt and lashing out, so I forgive you.Comment
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That is a mirror you are looking in.....Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI don't think he can, its well beyond his remit
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Especially as LM is sitting at the desk directly opposite to me
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I hope notOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat is a mirror you are looking in.....
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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It's a monitor. Then there's a partition. Then another monitor, then me.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat is a mirror you are looking in.....
Mirrors work differently.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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