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Lunchtime advice from a colleague

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    Today I went down to lunch with a mate, and there was nowhere to sit, except next to that bloke with the stains down his trousers that sits reading softcore porn in the workplace. We tried to engage him in conversation, but he seemed to be getting frustrated, it was hard to understand his stammering sentences, so we gave up and moved to another table where it was less smelly.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      HTML is for losers
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #13
        and Monkeys.
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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