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You seem tense BR14 ? , tell me how you feel and I will type it into Dr Google and together we will find a solution.Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations -
Of course I'm talking to you, just messin with ya , how is the Russian Orthodox High Priest ? still happy with the glorious result of 23-6 ?Originally posted by Mordac View PostSomething I said...?
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That's 8 years for German PR then...Originally posted by motoukenin View PostI already work in Frankfurt so I was not thinking about myself, this is a simple aide memoire
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I have a German girlfriend and it will mean that I will have to get married, didn't want to do that before 35 but looks like its going to be something we will need to think about to get the 3 year deal.Originally posted by stek View PostThat's 8 years for German PR then...Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinationsComment
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And lose British citizenship too, who won the bloody war anyway???Originally posted by motoukenin View PostI have a German girlfriend and it will mean that I will have to get married, didn't want to do that before 35 but looks like its going to be something we will need to think about to get the 3 year deal.Comment
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Well that obviously won't involve you as you have yet to grow a fooking set.Originally posted by motoukenin View PostOK , I have taken the advice of you both and the new world country will be called ..... (drum roll)....
Gonad
...and its people will be called Gonads
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There's only so far your Catering Corps bluster will take you when the Brexit budget cuts take away your mobility scooter.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWell that obviously won't involve you as you have yet to grow a fooking set.

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Good job I served in a far more technical and militarily vital Corps then. Phew!Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThere's only so far your Catering Corps bluster will take you when the Brexit budget cuts take away your mobility scooter.
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oh, piss off gobtulipe! - go have a currywurst or something.Originally posted by motoukenin View PostYou seem tense BR14 ? , tell me how you feel and I will type it into Dr Google and together we will find a solution.Comment
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What were you serving? Just biscuits, or did they let you have a go with hot food as well?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostGood job I served in a far more technical and militarily vital Corps then. Phew!
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