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Hurricane Ophelia will kill us all
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He's very "special".Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA racist comment. For some reason the DoE is allowed to get away with it."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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And another appalling Irish Twister.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYIAVABpIYsOriginally posted by Antman View PostAppalling!“Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”Comment
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Message went round to employed staff not to come in today. Only contractors and security here. Hmmm.Comment
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All of us told to WFH today, my landlord just popped round saying supermarkets in village all closed at lunchtime and there's nothing left in the off-licence - jammed full....Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostMessage went round to employed staff not to come in today. Only contractors and security here. Hmmm.
Gotta love the Irish....Comment
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Because that's only for sh!t stormsOriginally posted by Paddy View PostWhy are there no muslim names for hurricanes?Comment
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I'm just grateful I've got 12 bottles of prosecco from the 25% off prosecco + 25% off 6 bottles of wine offer at Sainsbury's.Originally posted by stek View PostAll of us told to WFH today, my landlord just popped round saying supermarkets in village all closed at lunchtime and there's nothing left in the off-licence - jammed full....
Gotta love the Irish....
Got the last train home and looking windy out there.
How is your studio shed holding up?Comment
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Make sure you don't tell your neighbours.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI'm just grateful I've got 12 bottles of prosecco from the 25% off prosecco + 25% off 6 bottles of wine offer at Sainsbury's."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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[QUOTE=northernladyuk;2483962]I'm just grateful I've got 12 bottles of prosecco from the 25% off prosecco + 25% off 6 bottles of wine offer at Sainsbury's.
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There's a reason it's cheep, to encourage low contract rate idiots like you to buy it!
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...ve-up-proseccoBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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