CUK regular most fancied by the "girlies"

[SallyAnne]

Drunk.

Attempts to remove boxer shorts.

Prince Albert is caught in boxers...

Stands up whilst standing on boxers...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!


Took more than a year of reconstructive surgery.

That was the first 5 mins of the prog.

I switched off then.

What a noob!

[Spartacus]

What a noob!

You wouldn't have made such an elementary error I take it?

[SallyAnne]

You wouldn't have made such an elementary error I take it?

Well: -

a) I dont have a knob
b) I dont take my underwear off whlie sitting on the floor, and
c) I dont think I could get my foot up that far to be able to stand on it, if I had one!

...so, no

[Xenophon]

Aw, cheers for my one vote.



Contract has gone all busy (what a drag!) so gonna have to do more work at the mo and therefore probably won't have much posting time.

[SallyAnne]

Aw, cheers for my one vote.



Contract has gone all busy (what a drag!) so gonna have to do more work at the mo and therefore probably won't have much posting time.

Well hurry back to us Xen - it wont be the same without you.

[Lucifer Box]

"Lucifer Who?" or "How the Mighty Fall"

One week you're the envy of all and adored by literally two or three people, the next you're just another piece of tulip lying forgotten at the bottom of the stairs.

Such are the perils and pitfalls of the typical IT contractor.

[sasguru]

One week you're the envy of all and adored by literally two or three people, the next you're just another piece of tulip lying forgotten at the bottom of the stairs.

Such are the perils and pitfalls of the typical IT contractor.

A terrier-like consistency is all

[SallyAnne]

One week you're the envy of all and adored by literally two or three people, the next you're just another piece of tulip lying forgotten at the bottom of the stairs.

Such are the perils and pitfalls of the typical IT contractor.

I still love you honey x x x

[Lucifer Box]

I'm Moved

I still love you honey x x x

Thank you, SallyAnne. >sniff<

I've always said you were a great girl and anyone who says otherwise won't be getting a portion of goose from me.

LB x

[AtW]

I think it is time to close this poll - the result is obvious, and lets not tempt guru into registering 2 more nicknames in addition to 6 he has already gotten.