CUK regular most fancied by the "girlies"

[Lucy]

Thanks.

But I still aint voting for you.

[MarillionFan]

"And the best bloke on this board isn't on the list"

Well Im not up there and I have the cutest avatar!!!! Chicks dig a baby. Did I tell you I have a small puppy and train dolphins as well!

[Judge Fred]

Well I think Sasguru is scrummy. Least his persona tells me, he's a beefy bear with a no nonsense attitude.

Bliss.

[sasguru]

Well I think Sasguru is scrummy. Least his persona tells me, he's a beefy bear with a no nonsense attitude.

Bliss.

Oh no! Its not gay stalker back again. Please tell me you didn't vote for me, please, please....

[Lucy]

Have you lost your way home Fred ?

[sasguru]

Did I tell you I have a small puppy ...

Perhaps that's the problem?

[MarillionFan]

Between me and you Sas my todger is huge!!!

Well, it can fill a pram.

BOOM BOOM!

[Judge Fred]

I certainly did vote for you Sas. If I was up there would you do the same???

[Lucy]

You do have the cutest av. MF.

But the big todger thing, well, it's not all we care about.

[To BI or not to BI?]

Why cant we choose multiples?!

And the best bloke on this board isn't on the list!

2/10 for effort.

Exactly, you tell them!!