I belive they do that in prison, we need to ask CUKs resident penile (sorry I mean't penal) expert John Galt.
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Do you get a flake with that?Originally posted by zeitghostNever heard of 99 change hands then?Comment
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Lucy:
Tired of pretending to be a girl? Simply shave your hairy arse and put on a dress to feel feminine again.Hard Brexit now!
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Sadly I never get to 99.Originally posted by zeitghostNever heard of 99 change hands then?Hard Brexit now!
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I got to 999 once, but the lady on the other end of the phone wasn't impressed.Originally posted by sasguruSadly I never get to 99.Comment
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Don't read CUK simply stab yourself in both eyes with a rusty nailThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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soft-pressed you mean?Originally posted by zeitghostThese days I'd be hard pressed to achieve much in less than 99... if not 999.
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Originally posted by sasguruLucy:
Tired of pretending to be a girl? Simply shave your hairy arse and put on a dress to feel feminine again.
You are going to be so upset at the Xmas do SAS!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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He can be mean but he makes me laugh.Originally posted by BagpussTop Tip
Don't read CUK simply stab yourself in both eyes with a rusty nail
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All the men should come as women, and vice versa.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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