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    #11
    I belive they do that in prison, we need to ask CUKs resident penile (sorry I mean't penal) expert John Galt.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Never heard of 99 change hands then?
      Do you get a flake with that?

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        #13
        Lucy:

        Tired of pretending to be a girl? Simply shave your hairy arse and put on a dress to feel feminine again.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Never heard of 99 change hands then?
          Sadly I never get to 99.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru
            Sadly I never get to 99.
            I got to 999 once, but the lady on the other end of the phone wasn't impressed.

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              #16
              Top Tip

              Don't read CUK simply stab yourself in both eyes with a rusty nail
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                These days I'd be hard pressed to achieve much in less than 99... if not 999.
                soft-pressed you mean?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru
                  Lucy:

                  Tired of pretending to be a girl? Simply shave your hairy arse and put on a dress to feel feminine again.

                  You are going to be so upset at the Xmas do SAS!!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss
                    Top Tip

                    Don't read CUK simply stab yourself in both eyes with a rusty nail
                    He can be mean but he makes me laugh.

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                      #20
                      All the men should come as women, and vice versa.
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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