For the Labour voting contractor

[MrMarkyMark]

For the Labour voting contractor

[Hobosapien]

... crunchy muck.

You'll have to try harder than that to put off Pip from a sure fire winner.

[Pip in a Poke]

You should have offered to buy his stock in bulk, buyer collects (from field), and put a sign up saying 'pick your own fruit/veg'. Works for strawberries and other popular fruits, so why not potatoes, carrots, cabbages, swede, ...?


Lay on some cider, some local bands and have a harvest festival. I suppose that's how Glastonbury started at Worthy Farm before it got all commercialised and only about the music.

You can use my idea in return for free tickets (and cider) for life when you become the new Michael Eavis.

Now, that's a fantastic idea.

There's a farmer roundabout this way who had a very novel way of cashing in on his failed maize harvest a few years ago after a very wet summer.

He turned it into a maize maze

Yes! That's right.

Charged a fiver for entry and his wife did a roaring trade in cream teas at the other end.