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Wild honeybee nest - How to remove?
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I felt the same way but there may be no other option than to remove them forcibly. I've contacted my local swarm collector who hopefully may be able to assist. The problem is that they are at the top of the house and there are health and safety issues.Originally posted by Bee View PostWhy do you want to remove the lovely bees from your house?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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No, they aren't only if you provoke them they will follow you until the end of the world.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostCause they make a constant buzzing noise and are ******* annoying.
The only place that is annoying is inside my car while I'm driving. If I can't remove them the only option is to kill the poor devil.Comment
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Last weekend I found a honey bee in the front garden. It was out of energy. I gave it some honey. 5 minutes later it flew off.
Thank goodness it did not need the kiss of life.Comment
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He was last seen trying to fight them off with a broken stick....Originally posted by barrydidit View PostWas there ever an outcome to this story?
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Ah, yes...Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View PostSend in a honey badger. The world's hardest animal...

The honey badger don't give a tulip...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5YjgComment
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We've left them where they were. If honey starts dripping through the ceiling we'll have to do something but live and let live is what I say. Unless it's Halal; then nuke them from orbit.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostWas there ever an outcome to this story?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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