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    Default We will vote Conservative because we deserve to be punished, says Britain

    You know you want to.

    BRITONS will elect a Conservative government because they believe they are bad and deserve to suffer, polls have confirmed.

    Voters agree that Theresa May, who transparently despises them, is the candidate to deliver the severe chastising that they know deep down is all they are worthy of.

    Nikki Hollis of Leicester said: “I will be voting for Mrs May because I am thoroughly ashamed of myself.

    “When Gordon Brown was Prime Minister I bought a pair of £95 trousers on my credit card even though I hadn’t saved up for them.

    “I caused the financial crisis. It’s only just I pay the price for it.”

    Norman Steele said, “When Mrs May tells us a hard Brexit will be good for us and toughen us up because we’ve had it easy too long, I know she’s right.

    “We can’t expect other countries to be our friends. We have to take our beating then say ‘thank you very much, sir’ and ask for more.

    “Life shouldn’t be good. Life should be Conservative.”
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    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Oh stop being such a sad twunt. You have already walked away from pitching in your fair amount to the running costs of the country. Having bailed out and waved your white flag, stop pretending that you somehow imagine that the rest of us might actually give a fook about your zany rantings, you sanctimonious splitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Oh stop being such a sad twunt. You have already walked away from pitching in your fair amount to the running costs of the country. Having bailed out and waved your white flag, stop pretending that you somehow imagine that the rest of us might actually give a fook about your zany rantings, you sanctimonious splitter.

    Go easy on him Shaun, nobody's told him The Mash is satire, he thinks it's actual news. Now, say sorry to Scooty, there's a good lad...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Found the new Tory manifesto, or at least what they used as a basis. Pretty much the same...http://www.politicsresources.net/are...ifesto2005.pdf
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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    Found the new Tory manifesto, or at least what they used as a basis. Pretty much the same...http://www.politicsresources.net/are...ifesto2005.pdf
    "11. Abolition of income tax"

    I think not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    "11. Abolition of income tax"

    I think not...
    I'll give you that one However it's quite interesting to see the parallels between the Tories and this manifeato, in fact the Tories are more right wing than the party that wrote this
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Oh stop being such a sad twunt. You have already walked away from pitching in your fair amount to the running costs of the country. Having bailed out and waved your white flag, stop pretending that you somehow imagine that the rest of us might actually give a fook about your zany rantings, you sanctimonious splitter.

    One of my end clients is the Royal Navy. Perhaps I should tell them to raise the white flag as you suggest. But to do so would be a display of ignorance only matched by the typical brexiter who assume qualification to talk about someone or something they in fact know nothing about.
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    I'll give you that one However it's quite interesting to see the parallels between the Tories and this manifeato, in fact the Tories are more right wing than the party that wrote this
    Tories are showing their true colours ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    I'll give you that one However it's quite interesting to see the parallels between the Tories and this manifeato, in fact the Tories are more right wing than the party that wrote this
    It's almost as if you don't live in the UK.

    To label the current Tory gov't as "right wing" is to either reveal your hard-left views or to woefully misunderstand May. Some of her views and policies are extremely provincial ("citizens of nowhere"), while others are straight out of the Millipede playbook. Her objective is to be all things to all people; to create the illusion of being "right wing" and thereby keep her backbenchers and kippers onside, while pursuing the socialist agenda of big gov't, stealth taxation (i.e. high tax as a proportion of GDP, coupled with the reduced headline rates), and selective intervention in the markets. Anyone who's paying attention will know that May and Hammond are not "right wing" in any general sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
    It's almost as if you don't live in the UK.

    To label the current Tory gov't as "right wing" is to either reveal your hard-left views or to woefully misunderstand May. Some of her views and policies are extremely provincial ("citizens of nowhere"), while others are straight out of the Millipede playbook. Her objective is to be all things to all people; to create the illusion of being "right wing" and thereby keep her backbenchers and kippers onside, while pursuing the socialist agenda of big gov't, stealth taxation (i.e. high tax as a proportion of GDP, coupled with the reduced headline rates), and selective intervention in the markets. Anyone who's paying attention will know that May and Hammond are not "right wing" in any general sense.
    Really? I take it then that you approve of their policies? I hope you'll be able to enjoy living in the UK if they get in again although this might just backfire on them...https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/...register-vote/
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