General election - how will you vote?

[Big Blue Plymouth]

You've missed the deadline.

Not literally just.

A few days ago.

But I've literally just seen what choices I have

[PurpleGorilla]

Not literally just.

A few days ago.

But I've literally just seen what choices I have

[northernladyuk]

I've just registered to vote as I realise if I don't vote people will go on about how people died so we have a vote.

People have died so you can have group sex with a bunch of moustached gentlemen, but that doesn't make it necessarily a good idea.

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Well, yes, exactly.

[jamesbrown]

People have died so you can have group sex with a bunch of moustached gentlemen, but that doesn't make it necessarily a good idea.

It pays your bills.

[northernladyuk]

It pays your bills.

I know. But now the old man's hinting about needing knee replacements done private.

[jamesbrown]

I know. But now the old man's hinting about needing knee replacements done private.

He's quite acerbic. He'd probably make good glue.

[northernladyuk]

He's quite acerbic. He'd probably make good glue.

I spoke to the knacker's yard, but the paperwork is terrible. They said to wait until after Brexit, unless I'm dead set on Halal slaughter.

[SueEllen]

I spoke to the knacker's yard, but the paperwork is terrible. They said to wait until after Brexit, unless I'm dead set on Halal slaughter.

If it's cheaper...

[jamesbrown]

I spoke to the knacker's yard, but the paperwork is terrible. They said to wait until after Brexit, unless I'm dead set on Halal slaughter.

If you're looking to save a few quid, his accountant has a six-inch boner and an HNC in animal husbandry.