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    #11
    Originally posted by Gibbon
    Nude swedish female beach volley squad.


    Make me feel good thinking about it

    Or page 44/45 of todays Sun Katie-Marie from Staines mmm

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      #12
      "Anyone fancy a job as an MS-Access report writer for ~£20K? You'll need at least 5 years of Access, Sql Server, VB/.Net. Oh, and it's in central London."

      And free use of the company cardboard box to live in.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Originally posted by wendigo100
        I thought you were a woman? Come on, who are you really?
        Now I am confused

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          #14
          Originally posted by wendigo100
          I thought you were a woman? Come on, who are you really?

          I am a woman man - its a classic line from Friends.

          The lads go out on the booze to prove they've still got it even though they're 30, and end up in the coffee shop at about 9pm.
          Joey says somethign like "So what if I want to relax with a cup of coffee in the evening"
          Chandler says something like "yeah, so what if I like to sit in a comfy chair with music at a reasonable volume so I can hear my friends"
          Ross says something like "and yeah, so what if I like to take a a nice bath, have a glass of white wine and listen to some Kenny G"

          ...Joey says "dude, we're 30, not women".
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            I am a woman man
            that clears it up (?sp) homaphrodite
            Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              I am a woman man - its a classic line from Friends.

              The lads go out on the booze to prove they've still got it even though they're 30, and end up in the coffee shop at about 9pm.
              Joey says somethign like "So what if I want to relax with a cup of coffee in the evening"
              Chandler says something like "yeah, so what if I like to sit in a comfy chair with music at a reasonable volume so I can hear my friends"
              Ross says something like "and yeah, so what if I like to take a a nice bath, have a glass of white wine and listen to some Kenny G"

              ...Joey says "dude, we're 30, not women".
              Aaah, I only watch friends when I am drunk so I don't remember it.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                I am a woman man ...
                Pre-op?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  I've got another classic line from friends...

                  The End,,, love that bit
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    Shame on you guys for picking on Sally Anne because she's big. Not all women can be a sexy size 8 like me.
                    Lick my Chutney Lollipop

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Paula
                      Shame on you guys for picking on Sally Anne because she's big. Not all women can be a sexy size 8 like me.

                      You can **** off aswell!

                      The pope is a tard.

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