Originally posted by SueEllen
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Banning laptops from flights handluggage!
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Pretty much this. Drugs are the responsibility of Customs first and foremost. The Police are primarily interested in terrorism. Unless a theft is actually reported, they won't do anything.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Well power & storage wise, one laptop is probably equivalent to, say, four or five mobile phones.
So if they ban laptops, just carry the phones instead, strapped round your waist for convenience.
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The have to be able to fit in a plastic bagOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostWell power & storage wise, one laptop is probably equivalent to, say, four or five mobile phones.
So if they ban laptops, just carry the phones instead, strapped round your waist for convenience.
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Not a problem - Just wrap each in its own little plastic bag and tape them round your waist with duct tape.Originally posted by KentDogWalker View PostThe have to be able to fit in a plastic bag
All it takes is a bit of lateral thinking. It's not rocket science.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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But it is looking more and more like a bomb!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostNot a problem - Just wrap each in its own little plastic bag and tape them round your waist with duct tape.
All it takes is a bit of lateral thinking. It's not rocket science.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Bombs can only fit inside tablets or laptops duhOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostBut it is looking more and more like a bomb!Comment
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That Richard Reid and his Puma Pentiums eh?Originally posted by KentDogWalker View PostBombs can only fit inside tablets or laptops duhThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Just like this chap and his 94 iPhones....Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSo if they ban laptops, just carry the phones instead, strapped round your waist for convenience.

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North Korea's IronMan prototype was met with mixed levels of enthusiasm.....Originally posted by greenlake View PostJust like this chap and his 94 iPhones....

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