Coping with a scooterscot

[northernladyuk]

"Got a phone call at the beginning of the week, a client needed help with some mathematical models. Turns out there's no one left in the UK skilled enough so they called me in Munich"

I think we've found the problem. He's disappeared up his own arse.

Exactly. What a dreadful individual it is.

[MrMarkyMark]

Exactly. What a dreadful individual it is.

What, the manager of the Heathrow Thistle?

[barrydidit]

The manager of the Heathrow Thistle disappeared up Scooters arse? And he still gave it a bad review?

[MrMarkyMark]

The manager of the Heathrow Thistle disappeared up Scooters arse? And he still gave it a bad review?

He's finding the whole sorry experience just a little difficult to talk about.
The therapy helps

[barrydidit]

He's finding the whole sorry experience just a little difficult to talk about.
The therapy helps

Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.

[MrMarkyMark]

Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.

The Thistle hotel, do not stay here! What a hole. I got chased out of the room by a wee mouse!! Seriously. Got a new room, it smelled. £115 for this hole and no breakfast.

Agreed.

Sounds like plenty of work needs to be done

[Mordac]

Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.

He does have a problem with people visiting from Germany though...

[northernladyuk]

Agreed.

Sounds like plenty of work needs to be done

Actually, it takes a lot of effort to ensure that every hotel has one room like this - what the British Hospitality Association call the Scooterscot Room.

[MrMarkyMark]

Actually, it takes a lot of effort to ensure that every hotel has one room like this - what the British Hospitality Association call the Scooterscot Room.

"Sir.........

As an esteemed mathematical genius and such a valued Hilton Honours Member you will be glad we have upgraded your room"

[northernladyuk]

"Sir.........

As an esteemed mathematical genius and such a valued Hilton Honours Member you will be glad we have upgraded your room"

It also explains the Scooter Supplement at various retail and catering establishments.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...f-general.html